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Still a month ‘til my birthday
But chicks wanna give me that cake now
See your girl trying to jerk me?
Made you look, homie
That’s a fake out
Ninjas want beef
Like I’m a vampire, they be holding their stakes [steaks] out
And I’m shining like a silver highlight
K-Stew/R-Pat with the child like Twilight
That ain’t even necessary, though
Using my tool in her garden
That’s unnecessary, hoe
Catch my lyrics in those places that I bet you’ll never go
Fetch another Jones Soda for the legendary flow-er
James Brown
Brushing all these capes up off my shoulder
Not a superhero or villain either
She don’t believe in me?
I’ma “make-believe” her
Like poof!
I’ma make a believer out of everyone who diss, believe [disbelieve]
All I need’s a beat and a pen to bleed when I write
Indeed
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freestyled from: “Unnecessary” Childish Gambino feat. ScHoolboy Q
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I wanna bust it open
La Pinata
I do rap a lotta, but my shit’ll never droppa
Spit proper like into a napkin
Get slapped in your chapped lips fast
Or a backhand to your chaps
If you talk Black and you’re not that
How do you talk Black?
Talk back and get slapped
Like you talk
Whack!
Your boyfriend’s exclamation point on the sack
Shout if you caught that
Watch between the lines [Between the Lions]
Cliffhanger
Yeah, I’m climbin’
No sense anymore
Just common
Girls and women
Which is it?
Feeling tits to figure shit out
Got the digits and the letter
Lemons or watermelons?
Which is better?
She wanna be stuck in the middle, so I let her
I’m Agent Smith
Neo, set me free
My girl left me
McCartney
Let it be
That’s Paul
Bieber, new Jesse
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freestyled from: “Arrested Development” Kool A.D. feat. Kassa Overall
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Young Samurai
Damn, I’m fly
Tried to record your girl, but she’s telling me she’s camera shy
Why she lie?
Lamborghini Mercy
Your chick, she so thirsty
Told her, “Drink me like a slurpie”
“Have me begging you for mercy”
Like she’s Duffy
Now she wants to cuff me
Only giving dirty money if she shows me where it’s puffy
Ami Yumi
No bougie
Go fuck your crew ‘cuz you’re a floozy
Too choosy
To choose me, then lose me
You must be out your mother-fucking coochie
I hate that word
I love that chick, but I hate that bird
Middle finger up
You can take that bird
I be the shit, and you ate that turd
I’m looking for the help
Tell your girl to wipe me down ‘fore her ass get dealt
Can’t remember the name?
Listen to how it’s spelled
T-H-A-T-G-U-Y
Mercy me
Oh me, oh my
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freestyled from: “Mercy” Kanye West feat. Big Sean, Pusha T and 2 Chainz
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Ninjas ain’t shit
They ain’t even sayin’ nothing
A hundred skinny jeaned bitches on my dick
No cuffing
I ain’t even bluffing
And I ain’t even puffing
Got her boppin’ like Puffy, Diddy - Dirty Money or something
Man, I been That Guy
Since I was knee-high
Tell your chick I’ll be waiting
That kitty cut is a statement
Clean with an island like Staten
So, ninjas raisin’ [raisin]
I’m datin’ [date’n]
Number-two’n, deuce’n, peace’n
Liam Neesom
Bitches be Taken
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freestyled from: “Beez in the Trap” Nicki Minaj feat. 2 Chainz
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Dinero, moolah
Bring the world together like the stick and the balls like pool
Uh
Penis envy
On cue I
Break every rule
Date a chick who’s still in high school to feel young inside
That’s the penis in me
That’s what she said
She’s giving me head
On her little brother’s racecar bed
Adventure Time spread
Flow like the sea through me [see through me]
You’re lead to Superman
I want Raven, Starfire and Terra blowing me
Superfans
I’m stupid and
I’m smart at the same time
It’s a new rap, but it’s still the same rhyme
It’s the same line
I just put it differently
A new hole on your girl saying, “that’s the dick in me”
Don’t really care if there’s no one to look up to [NO1 2 LOOK UP 2]
Said, I don’t care
No one to give a fuck to
‘Cept that one dude
Pause
Ninja, fuck you
To asshole girls:
Fuck everybody, but you [butt you]
It’ll always be That Guy
What you lack, I
Practice
My rap shit is crack spit
You’re wack, bitch
One day, I’ll probably marry an actress
Chloe Grace stuck to me like a cactus
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freestyled from: “Get $$$” Big Baby Gandhi
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It’s T to the H-A-T
G to the U to the before Z
I’m I-double M-ediately
The most unusual rapper that you’ll ever see
These dudes look like they rap
Yeah, they seem like elves
I look like a fucking reject of myself
And yet, I’m still swagged out
Mess around and get your girl gagged ‘till she’s passed out
Have her wake up on the casting couch with her ass out
Me behind her, ready to blast trout
Squeezing on her breasts like a cash cow
Turn her around with both hands on the ground
Tell her she’s an all-star
Then proceed to smash mouth
Rapping’s cheaper than talking
So, I spit a lot
Freestyles totaled: more than the dollars Diddy got
Whatever happened to “What Ever Happened to…Robot Jones?”?
Irreplaceable, meet non-cellular phones
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freestyled from: “Oldie” OFWGKTA (Tyler the Creator, Hodgy Beats, Left Brain, Mike G, Domo Genesis, Frank Ocean, Jasper Dolphin and Earl Sweatshirt)
No one ever really dies
God just decides it’s your time, then you close your eyes
The only certainty’s eternity
“I know you’re hearing me now,” I tell my haters
“Don’t care if you never heard of me”
What?
She didn’t tell you?
I was the ninja who fell through
So, really, in the end, I kinda helped you
I’m my own worst enemy
The things you said to me when we were young are the reason you’re still a friend to me
Yet, everytime we text, I think, “This bitch’ll be the end of me”
An endless string of feet, stomping my heart like a centipede
Cardiac arrest
Still trying to find the key to this lock on my chest
And I will
Knock on the desk
Love is the only thing that matters
As a matter of fact, all other matters can scatter
Like the way I’m spittin’
My orally shittin’ bladder
Some say to survive it, you need to be mad as a hatter
Swag
freestyled from: “Inside of Clouds” N.E.R.D.
